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Sending emails to teachers

  • Me: Sounding extremely formal, using fancy words, correcting grammar and spelling at least 63 times.
  • Teacher: Ok lol thanxx :-)

Things I Say While I'm Driving

  • Me: What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.
  • Me: NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
  • Me: Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.
  • Me: I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
  • Me: Shit is that a cop? No.
  • Me: Shit THAT is a cop.
  • Me: /dinosaur screams/
  • Parents: Are you taking selfies?
  • Me: No it's Snapchat

suupreme-cunt:

It’s crazy how addicting the sound of a single person can be. Their voice, their laugh, how they pronounce their words. Just those simple pleasures can easily lighten your day

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