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leftists:

In fifth grade we were making little clay statues and mine came out shitty so I left a big air pocket in it so it would explode when the teacher put it in the kiln and it exploded so hard it destroyed ten other kids’s statues and they were all on the verge of tears I thought it was really funny I still do

(Source: chekhov, via whimsical-ballerinas)

  • Tyra Banks: So why didnt you do the photoshoot?
  • Model: Well my leg was cut off and i had a swarm of angry bees attack me
  • Tyra Banks: Thats no excuse i remember one time when that happened to me and i still worked it and was fierce

beyoncebeytwice:

when attractive people compliment me on things i get suspicious because remember when regina george complimented that one girl on her skirt

(via inthehistoryofever)